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Alright guys, this just happened to me.

Discussion in 'Asylum' started by Joe, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. Joe
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    Joe Fagministrator

    [​IMG]
    >at kfc
    >go up to cashier
    >cashier is black
    >asks for a bucket of fried chicken
    >he says "what?"
    >the internet side of me kicks in
    >reply "i said 'a bucket of fried chicken', you illiterate nigger"
    >everyone stare at me in confusion and horror
    >ohgodwhy
    >i attempt to run out of the store
    >bump into someone that had ordered spaghetti
    >spaghetti flying everywhere
    >animal control enters the building
    >i get thrown into the back of a truck
    >i yell "bark bark"
    >realize that i am a dog
    >also remember that i am a seeing eye dog
    >blind owner walks in front of truck
    >he gets killed
    >truck explodes; i died
    >mfw
  2. Syphist
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    Syphist Former Staff

    ...You woke up, right?
  3. Joe
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    Joe Fagministrator

    Erm, no.
    I'm typing this from Heaven as we speak.
  4. Syphist
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    Syphist Former Staff

    Say hi to... Oh wait, never mind. They are all in Hell.
  5. Carcinologist
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    Carcinologist why the fuck cant i put mod as my title

    Not funny.
  6. JenTy
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    JenTy Former Staff

  7. Braeden
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    Braeden PAPOOOOOOW.

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