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Discussion in 'Introductions and Farewells' started by Big Boy, Jan 24, 2014.

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  1. Big Boy

    Big Boy Guest

    Hello everybody on Insane Zero. I'm new here, so I'll tell you a little bit about my life! Ahh, the memories of 1976 are already returning to me. Back then I was living in the small town of Lathrop, Missouri. I was only in middle school at the time, but my best friend Randy and I loved the hit movie, "Convoy". In fact, the movie is the reason we became friends! Seeing that movie was the first time we ever hung out. His father was a truck driver, so he was glad that there was finally a movie that didn't negatively portray truck drivers. We always wanted to drive trucks just like Daryl, Randy's father. Unfortunately, Daryl passed away on January 27th, 1988. I was a freshman in college, attending University of Nebraska in Lincoln, when Randy called me. He was crying over the phone, telling me that father had lost control of his semi-truck and crashed on an icy highway just north of Oshkosh, Wisconsin, and was in critical condition. I was devastated by this news. I went straight to the airport, and caught the next flight into Green Bay, the nearest big airport. Daryl was at St. Elizabeth's Hospital in Appleton, Wisconsin, about a 45 minute drive from Green Bay's airport. When I got to the hospital, I said my final goodbye to Daryl, and told him that even though he was Randy's father, he was like a father to me. Late that night, he move to a better place. I was sad, but I couldn't even imagine how Randy was feeling. We both moved on, and after that, I grew closer to my real father after finding his number. It took hours of searching through phone company records, but thanks to my job at Qwest, I had access to a very primitive version of the Internet, and was able to locate him. Just in case you were wondering, my father's name is Jerry. I managed to find out that he was an accountant living in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I called him up, and we decided to meet up. On May 3rd, 1991, I saw my father for the first time in about 25 years! It was an amazing experience.
    Anyway, I hope I can get to know you all in the near future.

    Kind regards,
    Big Boy
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  2. JenTy

    JenTy Former Staff

    Yes. Yes we will know each other. Yes indeed. Hello.
  3. WaddleJrJr

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  4. Booger

    Booger Guest

    Are you, like, gay or something, dude?
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  6. Dictator Vastare.

    Dictator Vastare. Master of memes

    Big boy! i missed you :3
  7. Minutedude64

    Minutedude64 The time traveler who likes the N64

    Hello there?
  8. Dr Painsaw

    Dr Painsaw Master Surgeon and Part Time Admin Staff Member

    This user is an alt made to avoid a ban, and has been deleted.
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