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how was you first day of school

Discussion in 'Asylum' started by Anonymous, Sep 4, 2014.

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    my first day of school was crazy as shit my fifth period has this mentally challenged fat kid and he's funny as shit (in a retarded way)

    yeah so anyway my third period is programming. (game design) I chose it because I didn't know what class to take but I managed to find 4 of my friends in there so it's all good.
    so anyway our teacher name is Mr. Fisher so when I got in most of the seats were filled and I wasn't sitting that close to my friends but the teacher made assigned seats and turns out that the assigned seats were right by my friends so it's all good in the hood.

    the teacher got up by his stand and he looks like one of those preacher in a black church (my teacher is black) and he said we're going to do Ice Breakers and tells us we have to say our name, what we did this summer, and why we like this class.

    so the fat kid was close to the last person to say it and when he was his turn he was looking down on the ground so the teacher said "hey nick" and he got up and he said "MY NAME IS UHHHHHHHH. I PLAY MINECRAFT. I DID NOTHING THIS SUMMER I JUST STAYED ON THE COMPUTER. I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE BECAUSE I HAVE AN IPHONE". In a retarded voice.

    me and my friends started cracking up and next he gave us shit and then some kid asked what was the teacher name and the fat guy said "da fish"

    we started geeking nigga this retarded was too funny

    next the teacher started explaining some shit like we cant plug in anything onto the computer and he started saying what spyware software they use so i created a bat script to disable the service on start-up (i know the admin password and i just dont give a fuck) and shit like that and all the sudden he says "sex change" and we were weak nigga DAMN NIGGA WE WERE DEAD.

    at the end of class the teacher was asking the student on how to get girls in programming and i was like "fuck" and the fat guy said "you should come up to them and whisper in their ear "join programming".

    next class we had to do some powerpoint shit about this game on his shitty company and he said "dingaling" out loud while the teacher was talking again. he didnt say much shit this game because he was busy doing his powerpoint.

    i also have another kid who I think have ADHD and he's also funny as shit. he balances his head on a pencil and we look at him weird and he squeals at random times and when we laugh he looks at us probably wondering if we're retarded

    i also got arrested

    how was your day?
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    Cool story bro.
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    correction: when the teacher asked us how to get mpre girls into the class he said "have a sex change"
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    Ima post back on monday when i have programming again, my game idea is called Battleturf where you are gangsta and battling for your turf
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    I wonder who this could be.
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    Your mom.
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    Wow, this thread sucks.
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    >>>/asylum/
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    It's bad for the asylum FYI. And just remember from the past that my opinion = fact.
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    Stay home all summer watch youtube
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