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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tavshed Fjols, Apr 13, 2013.

  1. Tavshed Fjols
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    So normally I just put one in my status but right now instead of a single "JUST A HEADLINE" I have many, I did this.


    JUST A HEADLINE: Blind Tyrone man caught in cattle barn with rubber glove and broom shaft.




    JUST A HEADLINE: Eyes dumped at Kansas City gas station not human.



    JUST A HEADLINE: Lil Wayne writes best review of the new Lil Wayne album: "Uh, its sucks. I hate it".


    JUST A HEADLINE: Horrifying dentist's office used rusty tools, exposing 7,000 to HIV, Hepatitis.
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    This is the best summary of modern American media I have ever seen
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    JUST A HEADLINE: North Carolina house passes mandatory background checks...
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    ew
    background checks
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    JUST A HEADLINE: 90 year old man survives four days stuck in his car on ice cream.
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Man dies after being hit by car while dribbling soccer ball to Brazil.
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Woman brags about hitting cyclist, discovers police also use twitter.
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Airline error sends passengers to wrong continent
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    JUST A HEADLINE (and a picture): Plane crashes into apartment, pilot walks out front door

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    Retro_ head of the ministry of bullshit and propaganda

    "Utah Poison Control reminds everyone not to take poison"
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Aaron Saba threatened mechanic with large black dildo over lost mercedes-Benz

    JUST A HEADLINE: Delray beach man accused of driving while naked arrested twice in twelve hours

    JUST A HEADLINE: George micheal injured in car crash (this one is funny because of the new season of arrested development)

    JUST A HEADLINE: man sets up camera to film ghost, ends up recording his wife having sex with his grandson

    JUST A HEADLINE: a man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a "wizard" to make him "invisible"
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Poor audio on White House website keeps blind people from signing petition for the blind
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Florida teacher suspended for touching student with "banana penis"
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Ants ringing door bell disturbed German women's sleep
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    JUST A HEADLINE: "Science in schools? not in my state!" proclaims one Kentucky state senator
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    Minutedude64 The time traveler who likes the N64

    How do ants even do that?
  17. Tavshed Fjols
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    Cant tell you, its just a headline.
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    JUST A HEADLINE: F1 boss Max Mosley caught with five hookers in "Nazi orgy"
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Man bites off friend's ear during in-car argument
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    we need to sticky this thread
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