So normally I just put one in my status but right now instead of a single "JUST A HEADLINE" I have many, I did this. JUST A HEADLINE: Blind Tyrone man caught in cattle barn with rubber glove and broom shaft. JUST A HEADLINE: Eyes dumped at Kansas City gas station not human. JUST A HEADLINE: Lil Wayne writes best review of the new Lil Wayne album: "Uh, its sucks. I hate it". JUST A HEADLINE: Horrifying dentist's office used rusty tools, exposing 7,000 to HIV, Hepatitis.