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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tavshed Fjols, Apr 13, 2013.

  1. Ryshokka
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    I actually heard that on the radio this morning.
  2. Tavshed Fjols
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Yet another forced anal probing reported by New Mexico driver

    JUST A HEADLINE: Man pepper-sprays woman, steals her monkey
  3. Ryshokka
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Forum User Tavshed Fjols makes his 1,000th post.
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  4. WaddleJrJr
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    SUPPORTING SENTENCE: There were no survivors.
  5. Tavshed Fjols
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    JUST A HEADLINE, AND A PICTURE: Man dressed for halloween as breathalyzer test nabbed for DUI


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  6. Tavshed Fjols
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Lead levels close environmental quality building

    JUST A HEADLINE: Police hunt for 19 year old who used stolen credit card and fake ID to get $7,500 breast implants
  7. Retro_
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    Retro_ head of the ministry of bullshit and propaganda

    Human foot in shoe found on Florida beach
    Iceland's hidden elves delay road projects
    Man who fell into SF Bay was trying to toss wife off bridge: DA
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  8. Tavshed Fjols
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Woman arrested at chicken coop offered sex in exchange for release.
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Colorado replaces mile marker 420 to 419.99 to thwart thieves
  10. Tavshed Fjols
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    Someone's still gonna steal it.
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  11. WaddleJrJr
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    It reminds me of the sign for the city Fucking, Austria. People kept stealing the sign, so they put up a big stone one that couldn't be taken. Then instead of stealing it people would record themselves having sex in front of it.
  12. Tavshed Fjols
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    Fuckin' fucking Austria, it's always fucking Austria. (Also I bet I could still steal the sign)
  13. logslogs
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    ALSO

    JUST A HEADLINE: After brutally beating a man with his Nike Jordan shoes, a pimp filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike for not providing a warning label that their shoes could be used as a dangerous weapon.
  14. Dr Painsaw
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    welcome to the US Law system
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  15. Retro_
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    JUST A HEADLINE: Okla. man accused of killing stepfather with 'atomic wedgie'
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  16. Tavshed Fjols
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    A bit long for a headline but still good. The thing with just a headline is that the headline if funny when you don't explain the context.
  17. WaddleJrJr
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    Yeah, that was more like a headline and a supporting sentence combined. It would've been good like, "Man sues Nike after beating another man with Nike Jordan shoes." It was still funny the way it was, though.
  18. Tavshed Fjols
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    Well it has to be a direct quote from a headline, not modified to have more of the humor.
  19. Retro_
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    Retro_ head of the ministry of bullshit and propaganda

    JUST A HEADLINE: Skiing, UFO's, and cocaine bananas
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